biography

biography

04/22/2002>11:31 pm

Like most people I started my life as a baby. The first years of my life were spent in a little village in the Sinai desert. I don't remember any of it though, so I can't say much about it. The pictures show me as being a beautiful little baby, so I guess my beauty was included in the peace agreement with Egypt, because it was apparently left behind in the Sinai.

When I was 3 years old, my family moved to Toronto, Canada, where my mother was born and raised. We had a nice igloo in the nice part of the tundra, with our very own herd of caribou. I spent my year in Canada honing up my seal hunting technique, and developing my insatiable craving for blubber.

I don't really remember much from that year in Canada either, but according to the pictures, I was at niagara falls, and I had a tricycle.

After a year in Canada, we moved back to Israel, just in time to clear out our home, which was exchanged for peace, and move to a new village in Israel. I actually have memories from there, but they're all boring.

When I was 11 we moved back to Toronto. Got a house in the suburbs. Spent 6 years there, and then I moved back to Israel on my own, to join the army. Can't say much about these 6 years, except my name rhimes with a certain part of the male genitalia in English, so it was a barrel of laughs for me. Well, it was a barrel of laughs at me actually.

I joined the Israeli Navy, submarines. After a year of training, I was stationed at a sub. I sailed, I scrubbed, I pulled sentry duty. After a couple of years I was sent to Germany, as a crew member of one of the new subs being built for the navy. I spent half a year there, and had a great time. The best thing about Germany is that it's close to all the nice countries in Europe. I got to see Denmark, Holland, and Norway. After half a year we sailed home, and then I started counting the days until my discharge.

I was discharged a year ago, and spent most of the time since then bumming around. In October I started studying Geography at the university here in shittown, but I quit after a couple of months because it was boring. So now I work at a chemical factory, passing away the time until I move to Tel Aviv, where I'm starting Biology at Tel Aviv University in October.

I'm single, and being extremely shy I don't know if that will change anytime soon.

I like to read, listen to music, read about other people's lives on the net. Don't like sports, cars, or meat, so I'm the anti-male.

That's my life, hope you enjoyed it. I sure as hell didn't.


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